Hello chillens. Dis Umbridge. ;) Nah, I'm just kidding.
Hello chillens. Dis Umbridge. ;) Nah, I'm just kidding. 
Top 40 Films Everyone Should See Before They Die (In alphabetical order):
10. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
About: In future Britain, charismatic delinquent Alex DeLarge is jailed and volunteers for an experimental aversion therapy developed by the government in an effort to solve society’s crime problem… but not all goes to plan.
Quote: “We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.”
“I didn’t come here for you”
“I came here for me”
“because I can’t stand to be apart from so much furniture to jump on.”
If Darren Criss’ eyebrows were contagious… Part II
holy shit!!!!!!!
omg what is air??
WHY DOES NAYA LOOK ALMOST NORMAL?
WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?
An American Horror Story screening was held last night for journalists and members of the Television Critics Association, and a Fox source tells me that some of the attendees were so frightened, they had to be escorted to their cars after the viewing. (Rumor also has it another reporter was too freaked out to enter her own teeny-tiny baby’s room when he woke up for his 2 a.m. feeding because “the shadows are making him look…different.” Ahem.)
…if you are easily frightened, you likely won’t make it past the first five minutes…
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My body is ready!
This is probably the tenth time I’ve seen AVPM, and it still makes me laugh my ass off.
